I have no idea what’s up with people. Earlier today I happened to say “I ‘ve just been told the time has finally come for me to leave you all and meet my maker and I’m off in the next week or so” and they went all silly and spent half an hour quizzing me after I reassured them I was NOT joking and I was deadly serious. Tears and everything. Women.
I really don’t know what my dad has done to upset people so much that I’m not allowed to see him any more.