It comes to something when the British Army are forced to release an official statement categorically saying that they have not released a plague of man-eating badgers in Basra.
I actually felt a little bit of wee come out when I read this story. 🙂
Classic quotes include; “we can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area said Major Mike Shearer” and “my husband tried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer said Suad Hassan“.
Are there a lot of deer in Iraq then?