The Jackson 5 said “don’t blame it on the sunshine, just blame it on the boogie”. I say, “don’t blame in on the vodka, just blame it on the bogeys”.
To recreate this effect; take a 1 litre bottle of vodka. Pour at least half of it into a jug. Add a fruit-based juice. Cranberry something works well as does Sainsbury’s breakfast juice. Add ice, but not too much (God did not intend vodka to be watery).
Now drink it. All.
Stage 2: Pick up a computer keyboard, internet connection, email program and a working mobile phone. Light the blue touch paper and participate in the mayhem.
Oh dear, it will all seem so complicated in the morning… 🙂