About
March 14, 2007
I tell computers what to do – so you don’t have to.
More lies will appear later.
Stalkers wishing to steal my identity might also wish to catch up with me on:
http://www.last.fm/user/checkdigits
http://twitter.com/punctuation
(p.s. my liver is probably irreversibly inedible by now and no amount of Chianti and Flava beans will make it palatable)
April 21, 2007 at 10:30 pm
I did that for a bit.
They didn’t listen, so I gave up.
In retrospect, I now realise I should have left it to you.
April 21, 2007 at 10:33 pm
It’s best that way – I have ninja techniques and an amulet that protects me from their evil spells.
April 21, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Cooool.
…..
Computers always hate me. I can tell. Something lippy about the way the keyboard sits, looking at me. Something about the way the processor fans sound like nostrils flaring with contempt. Screens degauss when I’m doing something important. Hard-drives defrag. That sort of thing.
But I found a way to get their respect. I strap a machine-oil-streaked katana to my right shoulder, and write POOR IMPULSE CONTROL on my forehead. I get funny looks at work, but never have to call I.T.
April 21, 2007 at 11:04 pm
Your Kung Fu is strong little one. A job in I.T. Support beckons to you with an open hand and a sticky joystick…
October 23, 2007 at 3:00 am
Ok, that sounds scarey.
(sticky joystick)
Thanks for adding me to your Friends list.
November 27, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Personally I think computers are unreasonable and disobedient. I opt for percussive maintenance.
November 27, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Ah, that’s where you’re going wrong – they respond best to a nice romantic candle-lit ambience and a couple of episodes of Heroes.